Hello people,
It’s again time to gather our earthly belongings, pick up our instruments and hit the rainy roads of Europe. Yes, it’s touring time all right. It’s funny what kind of ideas people really have about touring. Person coming outside the music industry often views it as fun ride in limousine, 5 stars hotels, screaming fans, money and fame. In contrast, when you mention the upcoming tour to you fellow mates in other bands the topics often take turn to things like how to avoid getting diarrhea, where to find spare parts to your amp or how to fix singer’s sore throat. The truth lies perhaps somewhere between these two worlds. Yes, touring is a bitch but you still love to do one once and a while…
Nevertheless, here’s one version how it all begins. I’ve been sick already three days even before the start of the tour. Yippee!!! Luckily, I don’t have fever anymore and even though I felt rather weak yesterday I now feel that my strengths are coming back. So, this day has been spent with preparing all the stuff. I went to get some medicine, clothes (mainly boxers and socks), new backpack, UK adapter and whole lot of everything else. Basically you need lots of underwear as you seldom have opportunity to find laundry on road. You can imagine how this bunch smells like when you put 18 of us to same bus for three weeks. Another thing is that there are seldom showers at the venues. This means that you need to go to some service station and have a nice relaxing shower with truck drivers when possible. Remember not to drop your soap…Another thing is that you need to keep your belly in order, as you cannot have the relieving number two in the bus toilet (I guess you just end up destructing the plumbing). One good way to prevent this is get some lacto bacteria from pharmacy to keep you nice and tidy. In addition, there’s no harm in taking few pills of vitamin c as the tour diet consist mostly from greasy, salty staff. All in all, this is basics for the men beginning their thirties like us. Of course, if you’re planning to smoke crack or shoot up heroin for whole time you can forget all above.
After health issues comes the entertainment. Laptop full of por…classic movies, good books and magazines keep you fresh. Another good option is to get some board games. But beware it might get cruel! I’ve heard a story where two band members gave each other silent treatment from Germany to Finland (in van) after a nice play of Yatzy…In reality, you just end up farting and telling the same bad jokes over and over for three weeks. Luckily, the bad jokes turn to really worse ones after one week and you reach the blissful mental state of a banana fly. You just sleep, shit and hunt down your next meal and beverages from the nearest backstage.
Sorry, I got bit carried away here. Back to this evening for a moment before the all fun starts. I have already packed almost everything and I should soon call to Vänni and Markus to find out what time they come and pick me up from Jyväskylä. The leaving time from here is probably around 01:30-02:00 am EARLY Friday morning…After that we head up to the airport, meet the other guys and take plane to Frankfurt where our bus waits. Before that I have luckily still few hours, which I plan spend by going to Sauna, drinking one sauna beer and enjoying the tranquility with my wife. See you soon on tour!
Ville Friman/INSOMNIUM